Well, here we go again, for another trip around the sun!

I don’t have any evidence to back it up, but I can say with absolute certainty that the Earth’s orbit is speeding up.

It may have taken 365 days to get back around to this side of the sun, but it’s very obvious to me that the years used to last a whole lot longer than they do now. Maybe that’s why we’re having global warming — because the Earth is going faster.

Probably, 5G is what’s making the Earth speed up.

I don’t have proof of any of this, but I’m sure I’ll be able to verify it on some corner of the internet — unless Bill Gates hacks into my computer again and makes me keep reading all that Fake News.

Anyway, I’m afraid we’re off to a crazy start for another

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