Most of America’s problems could be solved by the use of an Electromagnetic Alternative Reality Rerouter.

That’s a device that would beam out waves that would align a new set of synaptic connections in everyone’s brains that would instantly enable them to understand why the people they disagree with think the way they do. And vice-versa.

Perhaps then we would discover that there’s really no one to “save America” from but our own

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