The great mystery of the fitted sheet

I don’t know if this is true or not, but it may be. My theory is that there is a giant secret society in the world whose members have been entrusted with the classified information of how to fold a fitted sheet so it looks like it did when removed from the store packaging.

It’s important that this information be kept secret so that the majority of the world’s citizens who use fitted sheets when they make their beds will feel inadequate.

Those who are in the know have a special aura. They radiate

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